Recipe for a Frozen Rodeo

3 ice cubes crushed in blender
to remind you of long days at the skating rink

2 scoops French vanilla ice cream

to make up for terrible summer school French class

1/3 cup milk

but beware of milk mustache lest you unexpectedly run into that cute waiter

1 teaspoon instant coffee or espresso

to keep you awake at Espress-Oh-Yes job

2 tablespoons chocolate syrup

because, well, it's chocolate
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